jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

Anonymous: How would I go about telling a dude I'm interested in him?

dutchster:

philjonesismyspiritanimal:

dutchster:

Go up to him wearing this

or if you’re a scared baby like me you could try something like this tumblr post

Or you could just say it.

that’s ridiculous

illkim:

When the teacher groups you up with your friends for a project

image

artistic-ape:

mattysnbhd:

healysdaniel:

  “If you weren’t here from the beginning then you’re a fake fan”. That’s just like saying my sister isn’t a part of my family because I escaped the vagina first. 

Bless

escaped